You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
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i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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