isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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