Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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