Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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