Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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