I think I died a long time ago.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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