look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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