so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
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officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
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there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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