4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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