I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
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Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
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She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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