yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
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I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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