They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
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Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
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Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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