return my video game
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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