Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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