did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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