I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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