did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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