3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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