What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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