Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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