why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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