Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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