its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
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this hospital has no fireball
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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