i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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