Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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