I never want to see another naked old woman again.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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