i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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