help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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