I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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