This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
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After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
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I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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