I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
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hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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