I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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