i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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