hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
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A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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