Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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