I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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