jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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