You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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