Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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