Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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