Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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