Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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