Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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