I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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