he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
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she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Will exercising make me less horny?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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