I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
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You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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