Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.