You just made me feel so damn special
whats a polygalesbian?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
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I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!