i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.