the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
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He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
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I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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