Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.