I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..