i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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