I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
