It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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