I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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