do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i may or may not be watching the land before time
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
