I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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