I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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