Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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